Starving Like Cats and Dogs
Substitute "cat" for "dog" in this little drama and you have a good idea of what pretty much every day is like around here:
Dog: I am starving.
Me: Actually, no. You aren't starving. You get two very good meals a day. And treats. And Best Beloved fed you extra food while I was gone.
Dog: STARVING.
Me: I saw you get fed not four hours ago! You are not starving.
Dog: Pity me, a sad and tragic creature, for I can barely walk, I am so starving. WOE.
Me: I am now ignoring you.
Dog: STARVING.
Dog: Did you hear me? I am starving.
From there, it takes a turn towards the slightly-less-universal (and incredibly funny). Read the whole thing.
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